January 14, 2011
Are they serving Filet Mignon at the school house?
I know I was a mess as a kid (still am if you ask certain folks) so I laugh at the majority of the stuff that goes on. She’s only 10 so I need to embrace the small things because trouble is right on the horizon. TEENAGE YEARS!!!!!!
Part of the issue too is the fact that my lil mama is punking me and trying my patience. She knows what she’s doing and she pushing the boundaries. There’s an ongoing issue with the cafeteria and the school calling me like a damn collection agency!
I have to drop her off at school early (around 7ish and school doesn’t officially begin until 8:30) and they don’t eat lunch until 12:55. Let me expand on that for a moment. That is crazy as hell! Why in the hell do those kids eat so late? I’m a grown man and I can’t make it past 12 without starting to shake and need to nibble on a carrot or something. That’s child abuse! I digress……
So, she eats a nice breakfast before we leave, sometimes eats again at the cafeteria, eats lunch at 12:55 (ri-damn-diculous) and sometimes gets another lunch also. That’s just being down right damn greedy! It’s one or the other, not both! I’ve sent her to school with an extra fruit or two or maybe a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for in the morning but she’s still trippin! Being hungry is one thing but she’s being greedy and testing my nerves!
It also strikes a nerve because my lil mama ain’t necessarily little. We’re trying to watch what we eat and I guess when I’m not around to watch she’s going to eat. Damn…..
She'll either get tired of eating soybean burgers and Salisbury steak pucks or run out of money trying!
Maybe if I were Cliff Huxtable I could send her to school with one of those big a** hoagies or a Bacon- Burger-Dog, but I’m not so I can’t. But if I was…..