April 4, 2013
I know some of you saw the title of this post and immediately thought of the Miami Hurricanes. Some of you had thoughts of Michael Irvin, Warren Sapp, or even The Rock. Well my friends, I am not even almost talking about that famous Florida university. However, I am talking about school.
As is my hope, all of you who read this attended some version of elementary or middle school during your time on earth. During your time there, you were graded on conduct as well as your grades. Your grades ranged from A to F. “A” being the best and “F” being the worst. Conduct was based on a scale of E to U. “E” being the best and “U” being the absolute worst. Basically, a U was like the equivalent of having a 50 for the semester. It means you went out of your way to be a complete a**hole and disruption to the class. Well, all of that said will now bring me to my point….
March 20, 2013
It’s been a REALLY long time since I posted anything as things in the parenting world changed for me. At the time, I was just going to shut it all down but low and behold, I’m about to start it all over again. Yep, got another one on the way. And you know what’s even better, I ordered up another lil’ mama. For those of you who read my previous posts know about my many difficult, and sometimes fun, adventures I had with my oldest daughter. Everything from lying, to sneaking, to just being plain damn nasty. If not, please peruse the site and enjoy.
With that said, I do have a sidekick in this baby saving adventure. Godsfavoriteshoes is my road dawg and little does she know, she’ll be doing most of the heavy lifting. Hell, lil mama will be here in the summer, she doesn’t work in the summer, so….what do y’all think is going to happen? I’m just saying. (I’m sure she is going to read this and chop me in half but…….)